There are only a handful of people in the world whose abilities make me rage in jealousy. The two guys who just decided they were going to make a reverse version of Vampire Survivors within a 48-hour window during this year’s GMTK Game Jam are most firmly among them. Should a case of having lived under a rock occur, Vampire Survivors is a bullet-heaven auto-battler, an absolute phenomenon that late last year took the PC gaming world by storm. But if you’ve had enough of all that self-centered heroism, the undisputed talent of developers Reaktori and Rage has got you covered. Now go show ’em heroes who’s boss.